Enough is Enough

The other day friend of mine was at a bar, and he saw some innocent guy having a nice conversation with a pretty young lady. The positive body language (hair flips, legs pointed in each others direction) indicated they were mutually enjoying each others company. Apparently, one of the guys she was out with didn't appreciate this, and the anger and the drunkenness mixed up resulted in the innocent young man getting a bottle smashed over his head. From what I hear, in many cultures this type of aggressive hoe-saving behavior, is not only normal, not only accepted, but welcomed! Well I say enough is enough, and its time for a change!

So I'm Writing a Movie

These days it seems like anybody can get a script turned to a movie (Good Luck Chuck!?!). Think about it, Crash was named Best Picture at the Oscars two years ago. A two and a half hour story about why prejudice is sometimes warranted, but usually awful with ugly ramifications. Way to go, Paul Haggis! Once I realized this I said to myself, Fred, you’re a halfway college educated guy. Got ideas spewing out of every hole and shit, why not you? It was at this moment when I called on my trusty pal Vermis, and said Vermis; I'm writing our story and selling it for a handsome fee! It’s the story of a group of college guys who are at a crossroad in life everyone must reach at one point. The "Oh shit, I'm gonna be 25 one day soon, How will I support myself and my spending habit?" crossroad. What makes our story unique enough for the silver screen is the fact that we live like a colored version of that hit HBO show (you’re not getting my advertisement!) in a world where nobody else does anything close to it. We have literally spent the last four years being the entertainment. An on campus entourage (eh fuck it it’s a damn good show) so to speak. The movie will be called Slaggers (Pronounced Slaggas) and will be completed by mid December. All suitors are welcome to leave a post.